NOTE: This site is here to make fun of euthanasia and is not intended to promote suicide.




Why fight the pain another day when there's fast-acting Arsenic tm. The one-step solution for all of your problems. Unlike other medications, Arsenic tm will cure all your pain without side effects! And it works the first time too.

It would take spoonfuls and spoonfuls of Draino just to get the effect of one tablet of Arsenic tm. Plus, you save valuable Draino that could be used to unclog sinks!






Chewable Arsenic.
Did your life suck? Your death doesn't have to swallow. Due to breakthrough technology, we can now offer you the same doctor* recommended Arsenic tm in a tablet that tastes like baby aspirin. Flavors include grave grape, funeral fudge, and coffin candy.

* Doctor Jack Kevorkian
NEW! Arsenic Mints! Get rid of bad breath.... forever.
Experience fresh breath and death with new Arsenic tm mints! Next time you're mad at someone, just offer them a mint. That ought to cool things down. Arsenic tm mints also work great in a candy dish after you've invited a bunch of your worst enemies over.

Also available
Viarsnic: Who says going down has to be a bad thing?
Arsenic-Seltzer: Get some Arsenic-Seltzer and you'll feel deader fast.
Arsenex: Fast-acting non-perscription strength arsenic


Yo! Why not put the official Get Arsenic button on your website.



Just link it to:
http://members.tripod.com/~lepton/ar.htm

Then, add your site, or see other pages that have already linked to it.




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