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What is Metro?

 
What is Retro?

Metro America is comprised of a bunch of people who are going to burn in hell forever and ever.  They are sodomite-supporting unpatriotic terrorist sympathizers who want to strip our nation of all its God-founded roots.

They hail from places like Weed California and Gay Head Massachusetts

  Retro Americans are the folks keeping the fight to cleanse evil from the earth alive. They are true red-blooded Americans who wholeheartedly support our Savior and Protector George W. Bush.